It's never too early to start disappointing your child by waving puppies in front of his face just to yank him away 10 minutes later. I have taken Brody to this very pet shop 3 times in a week span. I'm a horrible mother, do you want to know why?..... horrible mom because: I have no intention on buying him a puppy. Not now, not ever! Ahhahahaha! Muahahahaha! Ok, that's probably not true. Besides, I see this lil guy looking up at me and how can I help but ooh and aww. I had a few moments to myself while Tony tried on a 75 dollar shirt when I realized that EVERYTHING I was wearing came from the same store. Shirt, crochet cover-up vest, skinny jeans, necklace, and sandals. I'm an advertisement, that doesn't get paid. Whatthefreak?
Then we waltzed over to American Eagle- which oddly enough I stopped shopping at. I used to buy lots of stuff there but not for a while. huh. Wonder why. Anyway. I entertained myself by making Brody say hi to all the mannequins and I gifted myself with the cutest bedazzled cardigan. Could I be anymore girl. I ask you.
I was glad we walked in there- Tony found an equally attractive polo for 8 bones. Life is good to me. (I may or may not be a girl version of George Costanza..Immmaa little cheap. I am in love with sales and clearance racks..it's where I found this lil number, of course. Go me.)
As any good night should end, we headed over to Chick-fil-a. I LOVE that place! Ohm nom nom..Number one with Polynesian sauce and a lemonade, stat! Tony watches with wide eyes as I devour my meal, before I even get a chance to pick it up. LAY OFF I'M STARVING!!! (er, something like that..)
Oh dern it I'm getting ahead of myself. So we headed over there... the entire ride Brody was chanting "CHICKEN! CHICKEN!" (seriously was) SO I knew how excited he had to be to get what was coming next. We walk in- knowing it was family night and B's meal would be freeeeee! Remember: GEORGE COSTANZA. Cheap is like angelic music and a pillar of light above me. So you can imagine what FREE means.
I proceed to order and the kind ma'am says, "OH, sorry family night ended 10 minutes ago". I was like, "He! Oh... just 10 minutes...phew. You scared me. I thought it ended hours ago! Well, surely you'll still give my starving chicken-obsessed child his free meal. You kind hearts are surely not that cheap. What is it, a couple bucks?" (or at least that ran through my little head.. what was actually said I do not recall.)
ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! You've got to be kidding me!
What did I learn in my meditation class? Oh right... breathe breathe...
And THAT is a night on the town. Thursday night edition.
As for Friday night... well, that's when things get freak-ay!!
Pile o laundry: YOU- ME- tomorrow night. Bow chicka bow wow..